🎤🎼🎹🎶 cunty caaat cuuunty cat, what. Are. They. Feeding yooouuuuu
Joe, like I know you’re not going to read this, but PLEAAASE check out Marianne Williamson. For the sake of the world right now.... if she connected with you and your platform you both could save the world!
Anyone else just learned that joe was a crazy cat lady at 27 years old 😂 what the fuck
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="90">1:30</a>:10 Calsium bitcheees
Joe “<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1901">31:41</a>” Rogan
Drunk joe isn’t like stoned joe
bert: " wait, how many black guys? " RIP
Bert is a Never -has-been. hat an embarrassment. This guy really thinks himself talent. He was an idiot who never should have been at any university whose highlight in life was a Rolling Stones B story about drunken white frat punks. And thats it. Low Expectation Joe Rogan picked him up because Low self esteem Joe needs failures around him to look bigger. Its text book sht, people. READ.
I both love and hate Bert for turning me onto "Tiger King". That is the best story with the worst people I've seen in ages.
Joe "Roosters are cock suckers." Rogan
Knowledge without application is useless
Just so you idiots know pits are the same as any other dog. Don’t abuse them and they will take care of you forever.
Joe is fucking nuts 😂
Bert Kreischer is the Ultimate & Amazing Human Being.
it dogo i.pinimg.com/originals/40/7c/93/407c9323d3ea0fe87fa0924a25e2d19d.jpg you're welcome.
I am sure this is a dumb question and someone imprtant has already thought of it but what if its a virus that makes you more suseptible to fungus? www.google.com/amp/s/www.the-scientist.com/news-opinion/fungus-behind-deadly-bat-disease-found-in-northern-california-6611 www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3810766/ www.google.com/amp/s/www.the-scientist.com/news-opinion/fungus-behind-deadly-bat-disease-found-in-northern-california-66111/amp
Yall should come to TX, we don't have many people like the ones you describe lol.
Joe “Joe Rogan” Rogan
The Rock vs Putin.
Sorry about your Mastiff Johnny Cash. My Husky is 10 and is starting to have joint issues :( Can't stand seeing them age, but wouldn't give up their companionship for anything.
Bert “I come wholeheartedly off with intention- the wrong way- like .. that guys an idiot” Bert 2020
I was seeing this girl and we were hooking up (missionary position cause it was our first time and i was "testing the waters" and didn't want to assume ) anyway two minutes in I heard a snorting sound then instantly felt something licking my ass. Turned my head and saw her pug dog named Pumpkin peek it's head out from behind my ass cheek and looked straight at me. The worst part was that she liked it slow (which was fine with me) but every time I was on the "back stroke" the dog would try to burrow its way to the tant. Trying to keep a dog out of your ass and have quality "first impression sex" is the most fucked form of multitasking.
Hey Joe love the podcast but stop saying Jesus Christ so much you heathen
H1n1? Sure u didn't bert
"oh and there is a fleshlight over my shoulder" - best moment
Knowing Joe Rogan is a kiss fan too makes me happy
Joe “Fatalization” Rogan
Bert kind of has a KEKW laugh at times.
Anyone else think his new special is pretty shit?
Im o positive too rogan if you or anyone needs blood
I thought he said black guys too
This guy Bert says "Big Cats" Instead of "Tiger King"
Will someo ne tell Joe to stop talking about Hiphop like he knows more than the 10 dudes his 1 black friend showed him and all of thr white dudes he knows who rap. Neother of them are close to Joyner on Siracha and em is crazy for wordplay and everything else. Mac is a youtube rapper who does cool videos and raps kinda fast. He isnt close to either em or joyner and i could name 100 others quicker also. RA the rigged man hell the list is huge He has
hahahahahahha at thias wholw conversation BOUT COVID
Responsible and dog one or two words you don’t really hear together very often
Joe "barn yard cat's" Rogan
Get my boy Chrissy D on there!
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1890">31:30</a> Jon Jones sure does go to the darklands. Got arrested for shooting a gun and drunk driving 2 days after this dropped.
At <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1340">22:20</a> Bert FINALLY admits it!!!
Important question, what oakleys are those?
Anyone else kind of want Eminem on the podcast after he said Killer Mike was a quicker rapper? Haha
Bert "my dick's almost hard that dog's so pretty" Kreischer
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="72">1:12</a>:40 anyone have any guesses on what type of meds she told him about?
If you insert a quotation for Joe's middle name as your comment, you're gay
I love joe Rogan. But Rob Hart shoots pool like an amateur; because he is. The first few shots of the D. Appleton pool match is pure amateur shit. The beginning of the match they both take shots that nobody in Earl Strickland’s league would ever take.
Sunny Garcia attempted suicide. He is not dead.
Get Mike Maloney on please!
I want some elk meet
Bro, I live in Kansas and I got my gun in like 30min at a gun show
HEY @Joe can you interview an expert about this $2.2 trillion dollar bill who can actually properly break it down and explain it to us??? Please upvote so he sees this
Joe loves to pretend that he knows what other peoples intentions are with this 'virtue signalling' nonsense. What a clown.
People forget there’s been a constant threat of plagues every century’s 20th year
Bill burr had a bit . We all just waiting for them to get mauled that's why we watch. I'd reboot chloe my frenchie . Best behaved cutest lil dog I've had . Pussy magnet. She looked like a doe
I got scared when I started seeing physicians getting scared..... this is a nightmare.
Gotta watch joe rogan with a notebook out
I watched a documentary that a research doctor. in China had written about this 15 -20 years ago there are hundreds of stains of this --virus.It-- has been around for a long time and possibly designed to affect a certain group- of people
Nobody fucking cares mate
In CO it took me 15 minutes to buy both of my guns
Bert’s laugh is way too hilarious :D
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="64">1:04</a>:30
Joe "Obama was articulate" rogan
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="181">3:01</a>:22 Bert's face while Joe is telling him you can't let your chickens find out they can ear their own eggs.
Jumanji 2 sucked
Joe “feed a bear a apple pie” rogan
Joe "Sketchy boys get you locked up" Rogan
yup, had to slip it in, didn't you joe.God damn it, any chance to shit on Trump and you take it.OOOH, the rock, he totally could have prevented the virus.Fuck your liberal California dumbasserie. Trump is an ass, but he has experience in dealing with issues. Like him or not, he has experience running shit. What did Obama have experience in? Just because someone is well spoken and seems like I nice dude, does not mean they are up to running the world.
@<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="151">2:31</a>:23 When Bert admits he's a 'little high'. I instantly thought of Dave Chapelle's white mate Chip.
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I love joe but I want Bert to be my uncle
I wonder if these guys know how old it gets listening to them talk about stand up. Like seriously don’t pull a muscle patting yourself on the back so hard.
Damnit joe. Just made me lose the game
Netflix recommended his special to me. This is the first time I realized it was new.
Bert, you just said on Theo’s podcast that you talked to your daughters about those jokes... cmon man!
he really is racist lol
Chris Distefano, Sam Morril, Mark Normand and Andrew Schulz some of my fave comics right
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="89">1:29</a>:50 what kettle cardio workout dif he said
Oh yay, we get to hear the idiotic opinions of yet another drunk comedian on the Rogan show!
Oh no Joe sounds sick!
"Donnie Brasco is the best actor ever." - Joe Rogan
Omg Tiger King is full of the craziest people I have ever witnessed!