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Tell me, why are there so many rules on the etiquette of bodily functions?
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  • thejjzzable
    thejjzzable

    I don’t get why I should cover my mouth when I fart.

    • timomastosalo
      timomastosalo

      So no lost fart would escape that way. We Finns call burps 'lost farts'.

  • ХХХ AMATЕUR SЕХ VIDЕO - СLIСК НЕRЕ
    ХХХ AMATЕUR SЕХ VIDЕO - СLIСК НЕRЕ

    🔥🔥 Comment if you want it to stay in trending <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="110">1:50</a> 💙🧡 👇🔥

  • dolimi jotoo
    dolimi jotoo

    Actually covid19 can spread through feces contact, so farts might just be dangerous too...

    • eioshen boboi
      eioshen boboi

      Coughing and sneezing to your hand can actually get people killed nowadays while farting to your hand does not.

  • bcvbb hyui
    bcvbb hyui

    "Farts are worse than coughs" Are you sure about that?

    • eioshen boboi
      eioshen boboi

      Actually covid19 can spread through feces contact, so farts might just be dangerous too...

  • oiuet souiu
    oiuet souiu

    "Farts are worse than coughs" Are you sure about that?

  • miko foin
    miko foin

    got their own interests and tastes in funny memes, but sometimes funny things are also universal.

    • dolimi jotoo
      dolimi jotoo

      I'm dead. This guy is my favorite, him and Anthony jeselnik

  • misolou fout
    misolou fout

    As usual, ISMO knocks it out of the park !!! Love me some ISMO !!!

    • bcvbb hyui
      bcvbb hyui

      Comedian Brian Scolaro has a similiar bit about there should be a saying after you fart like "bless you". Ismo didn't steal it obviously, but it's really similiar

  • nieooj gotoy
    nieooj gotoy

    As usual, ISMO knocks it out of the park !!! Love me some ISMO !!!

    • eioshen boboi
      eioshen boboi

      "Farts are worse than coughs" Are you sure about that?

  • Rasmus Pekkanen
    Rasmus Pekkanen

    LUE TÄMÄ VIESTI SE ON TÄRKEÄ EIKÄ VIE PALJOA AIKAASI :) Oletko kuullut jo hyvät uutiset? Jos et niin anna minun kertoa: Joh. <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="196">3:16</a> " Sillä niin on Jumala maailmaa rakastanut, että hän antoi ainokaisen Poikansa, ettei yksikään, joka häneen uskoo, hukkuisi, vaan hänellä olisi iankaikkinen elämä." Ehkä ajattelet että miksi kirjoitin tämän tänne. Siksi koska koko maailman täytyy kuulla Jeesuksesta ja evankeliumista. Mutta aloitetaan. Jeesus kuoli syntiesi tähden, ja hän haluaa yhteyden kanssasi. Room. <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="609">10:9</a> "Sillä jos sinä tunnustat suullasi Jeesuksen Herraksi ja uskot sydämessäsi, että Jumala on hänet kuolleista herättänyt, niin sinä pelastut" Luota Jeesukseen tänään pelastuaksesi! 1. Tunnusta että olet syntinen. (Room. <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="190">3:10</a>) 2. Kadu syntejäsi (mielenmuutos) ja ole halukas tekemään parannus vanhasta syntielämästä. (Apt. <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1050">17:30</a>) 3. Usko että Jeesus kuoli puolestasi, haudattiin ja nousi kolmantena päivänä kuolleista. (Room. <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="609">10:9</a>-10) 4. Hanki raamattu jos sinulla ei sellaista vielä ole. Lue sitä, noudata sitä ja kysy opastusta ja neuvoa rukouksen avulla äläkä anna kenenkään eksyttää sinua. 5. Rukouksen kautta, puhu Jeesukselle ja kutsu hänet elämääsi ja sydämeesi pelastajaksesi ja herraksesi. 6. Mene kasteelle (Apt. <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="158">2:38</a>) Muista hyvät teot eivät pelasta sinua. Me olemme pelastuneet uskon ja armon kautta, luottaen 100% Herramme Jeesukseen Kristukseen pelastuaksemme. (Jes. 6<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="246">4:6</a>) Hyvät teot seuraavat luonnollisesti kun tuotamme pyhän hengen hedelmiä ja kasvamme uskossamme (Gal. <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="322">5:22</a>-23) Voit rukoilla vaikka tähän tapaan: Rakas Jumala, Tiedän että olen syntinen. Ja minä pyydän anteeksiantoasi. Minä uskon että kuolit syntieni tähden ja nousit kuolleista. Minä luotan ja seuraan sinua pelastajajani ja herranani. Opasta minua ja auta minua tekemään tahtosi. Jeesuksen nimeen. Amen. Muista että tämä rukous ei pelasta sinua. Vain Jeesus pelastaa, mutta jos rukoilit tämän rukouksen nöyrällä sydämellä. Tervetuloa mahtavalle seikkailulle Jeesuksen kanssa! Muista myös mennä kasteelle Jeesuksen nimeen ja kertoa muille uskostasi :). Jeesus on tulossa pian takaisin ja meidän tulee olla valmiina ja kieltää itsemme ja omat himomme ja seurata Jeesusta. Jumalan siunausta sinulle!

    • misolou fout
      misolou fout

      Hyvää settie jälleen kerran. 5/5

  • Soinas Doyi
    Soinas Doyi

    covering coughs are as useless as covering farts

    • nieooj gotoy
      nieooj gotoy

      Aahh, the ol' Ice House in Pasadena. A well known place for famous comedians to make their start in comedy.

  • artolauri
    artolauri

    * Tosia siis Arto Lauri FIsofts massiivinen kanava tilaukseen. Siis tosiaan itselle ja kavereille myös.

    • miko foin
      miko foin

      "Farts are worse than coughs" Are you sure about that?

  • eioshen boboi
    eioshen boboi

    Comedian Brian Scolaro has a similiar bit about there should be a saying after you fart like "bless you". Ismo didn't steal it obviously, but it's really similiar

    • Soinas Doyi
      Soinas Doyi

      Make it longer . Do a special

  • afutla qian
    afutla qian

    Oh, the observations...

    • eioshen boboi
      eioshen boboi

      Nowadays its vice to cover your cough by fart

  • Michael Mitchell
    Michael Mitchell

    OMG!! Pure genius. The best comics always take the most mundane aspects of life and make them larger than life, and there in is the humor!

    • eioshen boboi
      eioshen boboi

      I was expecting him to make the joke about how he it used to be so that he has to cough to hide his farts, but nowadays he has to fart to hide his coughs.

  • Apina Ihminen
    Apina Ihminen

    Suomi

  • davidson2727what
    davidson2727what

    Thanks Ismo, you made covid seem a little further away today.

    • afutla qian
      afutla qian

      I think Ismo has changed his mind about farts and coughs, which one is worse... 🦠

  • sotuur aeei
    sotuur aeei

    "Farts are worse than coughs" Are you sure about that?

  • Prince Cobra
    Prince Cobra

    you are brilliant my friend! I applaud you

  • Rothe8
    Rothe8

    Actually covid19 can spread through feces contact, so farts might just be dangerous too...

  • MiscStuff
    MiscStuff

    Coughing and sneezing to your hand can actually get people killed nowadays while farting to your hand does not.

    • sotuur aeei
      sotuur aeei

      Remember to fart in your sleeve.

  • Trey's SOH
    Trey's SOH

    I'm dead. This guy is my favorite, him and Anthony jeselnik

  • huttio srreu
    huttio srreu

    Comedian Brian Scolaro has a similiar bit about there should be a saying after you fart like "bless you". Ismo didn't steal it obviously, but it's really similiar

  • raitiovainu
    raitiovainu

    Nowadays its vice to cover your cough by fart

  • Fresh Avocado
    Fresh Avocado

    "Farts are worse than coughs" Are you sure about that?

    • huttio srreu
      huttio srreu

      fisofts.info/hd/videot/05DHyaSGX6ebfG0

  • Sam's video
    Sam's video

    Hyvää settie jälleen kerran. 5/5

  • Michael Pecarich Health
    Michael Pecarich Health

    Aahh, the ol' Ice House in Pasadena. A well known place for famous comedians to make their start in comedy.

  • Al Reillys Catalyst
    Al Reillys Catalyst

    Please come to Toronto My friend from Finland introduced me to your stuff & I can't wait for each new post!!

  • Mayiar Alkurdi
    Mayiar Alkurdi

    Make it longer . Do a special

  • bssni touir
    bssni touir

    Good as always!

  • SimoExMachina2
    SimoExMachina2

    I was expecting him to make the joke about how he it used to be so that he has to cough to hide his farts, but nowadays he has to fart to hide his coughs.

    • raimliks
      raimliks

      katsoisit seuraavaks vaik tän videon ja kommentoisit niin tietäisin paremmin fisofts.info/hd/videot/rs7a3J6CgKuVjLA 44

  • Soul Surfer
    Soul Surfer

    I think Ismo has changed his mind about farts and coughs, which one is worse... 🦠

  • 🌍 Mister No
    🌍 Mister No

    And bless you for posting a new video! Hopefully we'll see a special soon..

    • 🌍 Mister No
      🌍 Mister No

      @bssni touir Haven't heard of him, i'll check it out, thanks.

    • bssni touir
      bssni touir

      Comedian Brian Scolaro has a similiar bit about there should be a saying after you fart like "bless you". Ismo didn't steal it obviously, but it's really similiar

  • Omni
    Omni

    Voi vittu Ismo nyt taas :D

  • Citadel of winds
    Citadel of winds

    Farting will become socially acceptable when word gets around that farts kill the C virus. There will be small, low level brownish clouds to be found gently wafting wherever people gather in numbers... and people will nod approvingly.

  • MotorGoblin
    MotorGoblin

    Remember to fart in your sleeve.

  • jambomambo
    jambomambo

    Sopii hetkeen!

  • Zan Marsenic
    Zan Marsenic

    Ismo for a new president of W.H.O.

    • raimliks
      raimliks

      katsoisit seuraavaks vaik tän videon ja kommentoisit niin tietäisin paremmin fisofts.info/hd/videot/rs7a3J6CgKuVjLA 8

  • Sebastian Cervantes
    Sebastian Cervantes

    This video editing is on point !

  • bebina
    bebina

    After a fart, I say saatana! 🤣

  • pippo spano
    pippo spano

    Actually someone came up with a device to cover farts. It was called piritera or vanvera and it was really a thing www.vesuviolive.it/ultime-notizie/44488-video-cose-piritera/ fisofts.info/hd/videot/05DHyaSGX6ebfG0

  • Jari Kuiri
    Jari Kuiri

    😂😉

  • pijesz
    pijesz

    Nowadays you'll get death stare if you sneeze or cough.

  • J F
    J F

    These days farts are a lot better than coughs though.

  • Marko Penttinen
    Marko Penttinen

    Farts are innocent. sneezes spread diseases!

    • Seneca Nzallanute
      Seneca Nzallanute

      agreed! farts have an undeserved bad rep!!

  • Larry Harris
    Larry Harris

    I never say "bless you" after someone sneezes because it is stupid.

  • Alex Adrianov
    Alex Adrianov

    I actually always say "Bless you" when someone farts. And then they usually say "I wasn't sneezing", and to that I reply "I know". The levels of embarassement are just astonishing.

    • Zacharias Proenca
      Zacharias Proenca

      @raimliks self promo poika

    • raimliks
      raimliks

      katsoisit seuraavaks vaik tän videon ja kommentoisit niin tietäisin paremmin fisofts.info/hd/videot/rs7a3J6CgKuVjLA 7

    • Iiris Säkkinen
      Iiris Säkkinen

      @Zacharias Proenca uijjui suomalaisia täällä

    • Zacharias Proenca
      Zacharias Proenca

      @aika moinen suomi perkele

    • aika moinen
      aika moinen

      incredible

  • Matti Gröhn
    Matti Gröhn

    Comedian Brian Scolaro has a similiar bit about there should be a saying after you fart like "bless you". Ismo didn't steal it obviously, but it's really similiar

  • Chris Derrickson
    Chris Derrickson

    As usual, ISMO knocks it out of the park !!! Love me some ISMO !!!

  • Marianne
    Marianne

    I have noticed the clever structure you have created in your jokes. First you show a couple of examples about "normal things" and then you say either your observation, theory or change the point of view (or a mix of those mentioned). You are also very good at presenting them, you don't go too quickly and explain them in detail. Now this of course sounds very scientific, but I personally think it works really well and your comedy always cheers me up. We got taught at the University of Helsinki that positive and funny things, such as a short joyful clip from a movie helps create the right kind of chill atmosphere which is useful for learning, and that it is especially important for the teacher to get their daily dose of laughter because the pupils more or less unconsciously mirror the feelings from the teacher. So thank you for taking a part in creating more good feelings and vibes! Everyone's got their own interests and tastes in funny memes, but sometimes funny things are also universal.

    • raimliks
      raimliks

      katsoisit seuraavaks vaik tän videon ja kommentoisit niin tietäisin paremmin fisofts.info/hd/videot/rs7a3J6CgKuVjLA 6

  • Raffael900me
    Raffael900me

    We need ISMO on JRE

  • ImmortalDuke
    ImmortalDuke

    F U u d ?

  • jairdabrini
    jairdabrini

    (As a kid) I once farted so loud & long while visiting some friends of my parents in their apartment that my mother asked them if someone was drilling in the building. Noone appreciated my talent and the effort put into mimicking a drilling repair job being done in the flat above us so perfectly as to fool my own mother. I answered her: "No, that was me farting" and the mood got really awkward from there... Unfortunately this is a true story.

    • Seneca Nzallanute
      Seneca Nzallanute

      I do! And so did the Salerno School of Medicine, the oldest medical school in the world, when they wrote 'tuba culis, sanitas corporis' that is 'the trumpets of the butt are the health of the body'...

    • jairdabrini
      jairdabrini

      @Wombat Maybe if I start on the lactose products again? Too bad there wasn't an achievement unlocked that I could put in my Curriculum Vitae.

    • Wombat
      Wombat

      I appreciate your skill. Hopefully you'll be able to let loose a drilling of that magnitude once more some day.

  • fintux
    fintux

    Earlier: You cover up the farts by coughing loudly. 2020: You cover up the coughing by farting loudly.

    • fintux
      fintux

      @Happy Girl after I had written this, I heard that Ismo had that already posted on Facebook. So yea, you were right :D It's not only something he would write, but actually something he did :)

    • Happy Girl
      Happy Girl

      fintux 😂that first line is definitely something Ismo would say! It almost seems like her wrote it😂

    • S̴a̴t̴i̴v̴a̴
      S̴a̴t̴i̴v̴a̴

      fintux hahahahahahahahahagahah

    • Raizel Flames
      Raizel Flames

      Best comment ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • vertti niskanen
      vertti niskanen

      oh shit never heard of that, so original!!

  • Enjoy Max
    Enjoy Max

    Farts can kill if you really blow them out in a knee clamps somebody face 😹 WTF! Good luck 👍

  • Näkökulma Oikealta
    Näkökulma Oikealta

    Neroin koomikko Suomessa 👍

    • Wombat
      Wombat

      Todellakin. Ismoon verrattuna ehkä Suomen toisiks suosituin koomikko, Sami Hedberg ei osaa muuta kun hassuja ilmeitä ja ääniä ja keskinkertasta teini-ikäsiin vetoavaa huumoria.

  • **
    **

    It feels better to lift the leg up

  • Mikey McMikeFace
    Mikey McMikeFace

    Moar!!!

  • kipponi
    kipponi

    Tää oli taas hyvä. Miksei pieruja peitetä kädellä? Sepä se ihmisten käyttäytymiset on aika ihmeellisiä ja tämäkin varmaan tuhansia vuosia tehty noin eli käsi suun eteen yskäistessä. Mulle on tehty näitä nyrkkipieruja. Pieraistaan käteen ja viedään jonkun naaman eteen. Onneksi vaan lapsuudessa Ha ha.

    • kipponi
      kipponi

      @MinimiMax Lähdettä ettei pierut levitä tautia? Lavantautia tai norovirusta? Voi tietysti olla, että pitää ripuloida housuihin ensin. Vitsi on silti hauska.

    • kipponi
      kipponi

      @MinimiMax Lähdettä ettei pierut levitä tautia? Lavantautia tai norovirusta? Voi tietysti olla, että pitää ripuloida housuihin ensin.

    • MinimiMax
      MinimiMax

      Koska pierut ei levitä tauteja. Sen aivastuksen ja yskän peittämisen idea on juurikin se että mitä pöpöjä sieltä lähteekään niin ne ei pääsisi lentämään minnekään.

  • bambit08
    bambit08

    Kiitos Ismo .... we need a global laugh right now.❤️🇫🇮❤️

    • Mikey McMikeFace
      Mikey McMikeFace

      Kyllä!

  • Habzno
    Habzno

    🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮

  • ChokDK Danmark
    ChokDK Danmark

    "Silently but deathly"

  • thescottallen
    thescottallen

    I say "bless you" after farts. I think it's hilarious lol. People always give me a confused look, and I just laugh :D

    • Steven Kelby
      Steven Kelby

      Bless you.

    • That One Guitar Guy
      That One Guitar Guy

      I also do this!

    • Chris Derrickson
      Chris Derrickson

      Thescottallen...what the fuck ?!?

    • JaskaPower
      JaskaPower

      I think we could get along very nicely :D

  • Jack _
    Jack _

    Well in this day you have to cover your coughs with farts if you want to survive...

  • Meghraj Ch
    Meghraj Ch

    the video felt like you really farted on stage 🤣

    • timomastosalo
      timomastosalo

      Maybe that's why he has this joke available. When the need arises...

    • Meghraj Ch
      Meghraj Ch

      @Pentti Hilkuri thanks for clarifying mate, the fart police from finland are on their way to fartcuff you to firson

    • Pentti Hilkuri
      Pentti Hilkuri

      If you got a smell that might have been me, sorry.

  • sami silverman
    sami silverman

    he got a point

  • Geralt of Rivia
    Geralt of Rivia

    But just like letters farts can be silent.

    • Happy Girl
      Happy Girl

      Geralt of Rivia 😂That is such an Ismo comment. You just connected his jokes - where’s Netflix

    • Big E
      Big E

      Silent but violent

    • Veroni Ka
      Veroni Ka

      ... But deadly

    • timomastosalo
      timomastosalo

      The silent killers

    • Chris Derrickson
      Chris Derrickson

      God bless you !

  • tokslut
    tokslut

    Anal coughing / Anal sneezing works the same way!

  • Garik Hakobyan
    Garik Hakobyan

    ISMOOOOOO!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣 Brother we definitely could use more of these videos, please upload more. God bless you

  • Hamid
    Hamid

    covering coughs are as useless as covering farts

  • Abdul T.
    Abdul T.

    Now farting would be way much nicer and better than a cough or sneezing... We will miss the days when people say bless you after a sneeze.. Now if you sneeze they will say Fuck You! 😂

  • Derpster
    Derpster

    You don't have to say god bless you because the fart itself is the blessing.

    • Wombat
      Wombat

      We have a saying in Finland: If you hold your fart you have something else to hide as well.

  • Mary LeBlanc
    Mary LeBlanc

    So good! LOL!!!

  • Veroni Ka
    Veroni Ka

    Hahaha dude xD

  • Henri Aho
    Henri Aho

    Ei Saatana

    • timomastosalo
      timomastosalo

      Totta - tää on Ismo

    • Mikey McMikeFace
      Mikey McMikeFace

      Ei niin. Ismo!

  • Giffi
    Giffi

    Taas laadukasta niinkuin yleensä.

  • raafmaat
    raafmaat

    Can you please release your english shows in full somewhere? just sell it like digital copies for like 10 bucks, i'd buy them all!

    • Fairytaledragon
      Fairytaledragon

      @llssneN I know that. I'm finnish. 😉 I was just curious what kind of explanation I would get. I'm talking the thruth. I'm 100 % finnish. 🙂

    • llssneN
      llssneN

      Again, this is trolling. Don't believe everything you see on the internet, people.

    • Mikey McMikeFace
      Mikey McMikeFace

      @llssneN Lies. I was once taxed 90 % and on top of that there was a further 5-percent social security payment, so I only got to keep the remaining five percent of my salary.

    • llssneN
      llssneN

      @Mikey McMikeFace Never 80%. He was trolling.

    • Mikey McMikeFace
      Mikey McMikeFace

      @llssneN No. Here in Finland the socialist government takes all your money!

  • Virginie Jorion
    Virginie Jorion

    Fantastic !

  • Black Rod
    Black Rod

    Brilliant as usual, ISMO. Very nice to see new content. :D

    • raimliks
      raimliks

      katsoisit seuraavaks vaik tän videon ja kommentoisit niin tietäisin paremmin fisofts.info/hd/videot/rs7a3J6CgKuVjLA 22

  • Oscar Nemo
    Oscar Nemo

    Oh, the observations...

  • ChrisWFS
    ChrisWFS

    Sadly at the moment farts are definitely way better than coughs...

    • Toxxdf
      Toxxdf

      Fart is always better than cough because I don't think anyone has gotten sick from a fart. Felt sick for sure if they're sissies.

    • FinskaRS
      FinskaRS

      @Wezzz you are fucking nasty

    • Citadel of winds
      Citadel of winds

      Someone will inevitably start bottling farts and selling them online as cures for the C virus.

    • Markus Porkkala
      Markus Porkkala

      Earlier you had to cough to cover a fart, but now days you gotta fart to cover cough.

    • Wezzz
      Wezzz

      I would take atleast 5 farts in my mouth than corona virus. Even 6 farts if i'm drunk!

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